One time my mom was like HEY BRIAN COME HELP ME WITH MY CONTACT LENS so I did.
Then she said she was having trouble getting her contact lens out and asked if I could look at her eye and help her. SO I looked at her eye and told her there was no contact lens in her eye at ALL!!!
AND she said NO I CAN FEEL IT and kept picking at her eyeball.
SO IT TURNS OUT SHE WAS PEELING AWAY THE MEMBRANE ON HER EYEBALL AND SHE FOUND HER CONTACT LENS ON THE FLOOR A LITTLE WHILE LATER!!!!!!!
And that is the story that I like to tell to people. My gross eyeball story.